YOU HAVE 4 SHOTS. make them count
kailangan mo ng presence of mind at presence of face sa photobooth. smile, tuck in your tummy and think 3 poses ahead para hindi ka mukang 2x2 picture sa pinakamalapit na xeroxan
pose 1: one calorie smile. instead of saying “cheese”, say “unli-rice” for that half-smile
pose 2: smile with sound. lagyan ng sound ang smile and say “AHA-HA-HA” out loud. ang peg ay pang chickenjoy billboard
pose 3: pucha may camera pala, pero ok lang pogi naman ako-serious. kunyari di ka pa ready, inaayos mo pa ang suit, tie, sleeves, glasses, nag iisip ka pa ng pogi things to do. pero sanay kang ma picture-an. afterall, pogi ka, at ang mga pogi, camera magnet.
pose 4: “wacky”. ginagawa ko jan yung “oh-shit may ginawa nanaman akong kabobohan look”. di ka dapat takot magmukang tanga. itodo mo kasi ang half baked mukang tanga, is 100 percent mukang tanga. gets?
Too bad people didn’t fall in love at the same pace, at the same time, for the same reasons, and too bad those emotions didn’t move simultaneously. But each act of madness moved at its own pace, one not dependent on the pace of anyone else. It wasn’t like tandem skydiving, where you were connected as you fell, where you were forced to fall at the same rate and use the same parachute. Falling in love was a solo act. I knew that, had learned that the hard way. You just jumped and hoped your parachute opened. Sometimes you looked up and saw you were falling by yourself, the object of your desire still on the plane, not interested in jumping, watching you descend into that scary place alone.
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| — | Eric Jerome Dickey (the novel Pleasure) |
BOLD what YOU own..
1. A cell phone.
2. A hair straightener.
3. Your own computer.
4. Your own car.
5. Chanel/Dior/Gucci sun[glasses].
6. A designer purse.
7. A boyfriend/girlfriend.
8. A curling iron.
9. Every Fall Out Boy CD.
10. Something from American Eagle.
11. Something from Hot Topic.
12. Something from Hollister.
13. Something from Abercrombie.
14. A pet.
15. Some type of trophy/award.
16. Full/Queen-size bed.
17. King-size bed.
18. An iPod.
19. Something from a professional team.
20. Ever had more than £100 at a time.
21. Monster, Full Throttle, Amp, Red Bull, etc. in your fridge.
22. Something Green Day.
23. Xanga.
24. Myspace.
25. Makeup.
26. A desk in your room.
27. A hill in your backyard.
28. DDR.
29. A pair of skis.
30. An alarm clock.
31. A pair of ice skates.
32. Rollerblades.
33. A treadmill.
34. Your own phone line.
35. AIM.
36. Yahoo!
37. MSN.
38. ICQ.
39. AOL.
40. Perfume/cologne.
41.Bath lotion.
42. Necklaces and bracelets.
43. A journal/diary.
44. Yogurt and peaches in your fridge.
45. X’s in your screen name.
46. A birthday in September.
47. A famous relative.
48. A relative in a different state/province.
49. A disowned relative.
50. A relative that lives in Florida.
51. Your own bathroom.
52. Your own band.
53. Any rock band shirts.
54. A guitar.
55. A hammock.
56. A basketball hoop.
57. A soccer net.
58. A bike. -when i was 7 y.o
59. An electric scooter.
60. A minivan.
61. A V.C. Andrews book.
62. A friend that does drugs/alcohol/smokes.
63. A locker at school. (HS)
64. A baby.
65. Sparkly blue nail polish.
66. A “Vote for Pedro†shirt.
67. The movie “40 Year Old Virginâ€.
68. A promise ring.
69. A pool table.
70. A swimming pool/hot tub.
71. Trampoline.
72. Livejournal.
73. Flip flops.
74. Steve Madden shoes.
75. The Sims 3.
76. A ping pong table.
77. An air hockey table.
78. A basement.
79. Converses.
80. Construction paper.
81.Markers, crayons, etc..
82. Coloring books.
83. A nice singing voice.
84. GameCube.
85. Xbox.
86. Playstation.
87. PS2.
88. PSP.
89. Some type of disease.
90. Rose Red movie.
91.VCR/DVD player.
92.A mom or dad.
93. An older brother.
94. An older sister.
95. A younger brother.
96. A younger sister.
97. A twin
98. A sled.
99. A lake/pond/river/ocean near your house.
100. Friends who like you.
